At a bus stop bench, a young man sat down next to a nun. The following describes the strange event that followed.
The young man spoke up and said, "Excuse me, sister, and I hope you are not offended by me asking this, but I have always wanted to kiss a nun.. Do you think there would be anything wrong if I just kissed you on the cheek?"
The shocked nun looked around, didn't see anybody, and said, "Well, I don't suppose it would hurt anything. But first, there are two requirements. First, you have to be a Catholic, and second, you have to be single."
"No problem," the man replied. "That's great. I am a Catholic and I am single."
The nun looked around again and whispered, "Okay then, you can go ahead."
The man leaned over and gave the nun a kiss on the cheek.
After the kiss, the man exclaimed, "Ha, ha, sister, the joke's on you. I am a Protestant and I am married!"
"No, the joke's on you," was the reply. "My name is Kevin and I am on my way to a costume party