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  1. As a child, did you think your siblings (if you had any) were better treated than you, or about equal?
  2. Saying lots of prayers for you and your family, Terri.
  3. Speaking of fried potatoes....which is your favorite??? French Fries Tater Tots Hash Browns Home Fries Sliced Fried Potatoes PS...Who was speaking of fried potatoes, anyway??
  4. We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuuuuusssseee me." By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?" "No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The message 'TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE' just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car!"
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    Good Ole Boys

    Good Ole Boys Two good ol' boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make Love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
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    Missouri Fish

    Subject: Missouri Fish A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in Missouri recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "No, sir, I don't have any of those licenses. You must understand these are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" said the game warden. "Yeah. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take them home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden. The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works." "Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!" The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the hillbilly. The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?" The hillbilly said, "Call who back?" "The FISH!" replied the warden. "What fish?" answered the hillbilly. We in Missouri may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as most government employees.
  7. Ann

    I need prayers please

    Yes Ginny, I'll say prayers for your friend's son. This is such a tragedy.
  8. Ann

    The LITTLE Things

    The 'L I T T L E ' Things . As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike Because of an auto accident. One of them Missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take Time to change. One's Car wouldn't start. One went back to Answer the telephone . One had a Child that dawdled And didn't get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn't Get a taxi The one that struck me was the man Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, Took the various means to get to work But before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today ! . Now when I am Stuck in traffic, Miss an elevator, Turn back to answer a ringing telephone... All the little things that annoy me. I think to myself, This is exactly where God Wants me to be At this very moment.. Next time your morning seems to be Going wrong, The children are slow getting dressed, You can't seem to find the car keys, You hit every traffic light, Don't get mad or frustrated; God is at work watching over you. May God continue to bless you With all those annoying little things And may you remember their possible purpose.
  9. I took this picture Saturday night, while feeding her. She was four months old on Saturday and seems to like her fist and toes as much as her newly introduced fruits and cereal.
  10. I'll be saying prayers for great test results, Teri. Like you and others here, I have also been very angry at God. As Katie said, it's best if you can focus your anger on the cancer itself and just ask God to help you through it. Do prayers work? I would have to say yes, but not always in the way we think they should. Sometimes, I think God knows better for us than we know for ourselves. We just have to have trust and believe that God does know best.
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    Off-Topic Test

    Yippee!!!! Good news always makes me happy!!!
  12. Is there one thing you've always wished you could do, but never tried?
  13. Ever have a premonition that came true or close to true?
  14. Since I'm a pasta fanatic, I have to go with spaghetti
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    not one but two

    Randy...definitely NOT fair. I'm so very sorry. These little furbabies just wrap themselves around our hearts. So very sorry.
  16. Gotta love this one...lol!
  17. OK...let's talk food. I Which of these five would be your choice for dinner tonight? Spaghetti Steak Shrimp Chicken Pork
  18. I came here on January 9th, 2003. I had been active in another forum that several of our current members had been involved in, so I have actually been chatting with some of you long before 2003. I found strength from members while Dennis was ill and suprisingly found even more strength after his death. I stay in hopes that I can help someone else that has had a spouse diagnosed with cancer. I'm here to listen, offer support and try to make you laugh. Of course, I still gain more than I can ever give by coming to this board. When I'm down, you guys always seem to know the right things to say to lift my spirits. Although I have been without Dennis for four years, a part of him still lives on through my participation with this board.
  19. I have two that work for me. Diet Pepsi Hot Green Tea
  20. At a bus stop bench, a young man sat down next to a nun. The following describes the strange event that followed. The young man spoke up and said, "Excuse me, sister, and I hope you are not offended by me asking this, but I have always wanted to kiss a nun.. Do you think there would be anything wrong if I just kissed you on the cheek?" The shocked nun looked around, didn't see anybody, and said, "Well, I don't suppose it would hurt anything. But first, there are two requirements. First, you have to be a Catholic, and second, you have to be single." "No problem," the man replied. "That's great. I am a Catholic and I am single." The nun looked around again and whispered, "Okay then, you can go ahead." The man leaned over and gave the nun a kiss on the cheek. After the kiss, the man exclaimed, "Ha, ha, sister, the joke's on you. I am a Protestant and I am married!" "No, the joke's on you," was the reply. "My name is Kevin and I am on my way to a costume party
  21. God is very good!!! So very relieved to hear this news!!!
  22. Larry...you have to go to the time out box for not following the directions!!! You have to use the first letter of your name to answer each question. So, everything has to begin with the letter "L" Focus, my friend!!!
  23. What do you do to get going when you need an afternoon pick-me-up???
  24. Ann

    tough week

    I'm thinking of you and saying a prayer that you'll be able to remember some of the happy times.
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