nyka69 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.' As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, butt-naked, and holding his 'You-Know-What' in his hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that dang Breathalyzer Test again!!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Thats why we luv ya Nyka!!! Bestest jokes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leela Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Thanks, Nyka. I needed that laugh today! Lisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather_T Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 That was funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Frank would have loved this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Good one, thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Got the wheel chair, just need to find the right nursing home. Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbb Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 LOL I needed that. Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 OMG- poor Ethel... Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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