Mr Ry Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 An old couple were sitting at the breakfast table. The husband says I remember the days when we used to eat breakfast together naked. His wife why don't we try it again. They are both sitting there naked looking at each other, when his wife says, "My breasts are still hot for you." Her husband says, "They are hot because one is in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee." That is two for the men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 -1 ! I personally think a fine should be issued as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosanne Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I agree. A big -1. But I'm hysterical imagining the scene!!! So you think all older women have sagging breasts? Shame on you!!!! The scene still cracks me up!!!! Rosanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyS Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Well this one goes without saying - the old man wouldn't be able to do anything about it without Viagra.........this one should cost you boys a few! SandyS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 As Paul Harvey would say........here is the rest of the story. You see, surely this poor woman had many children. (her husband's fault of course) The poor woman had to nurse all of these children. (bless her heart, you KNOW what nursing a baby can do ) Now, this poor, poor woman is having to be the brunt of cruel jokes about her sagging b@@bs. ........and it's all her husband's fault anyway. See guys...........you just can't win!! No sense in even trying. (Although the visual on this one was hilarious!!) Good try though! Subtract two points for making fun of this poor lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 ..and to add to Angie, he probably pursued this woman because of a larger bust, bypassing many with small or compact bosoms because of his chicken order "breast and legs"...and now, he's complaining about what happens to "breasted Americans"! Some nerve! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Young girls may have rose buds, Grand mother have hanging baskets. J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted June 11, 2004 Author Share Posted June 11, 2004 Where did it say he was complaining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 John,Don't let them get to you.And where is it those silver doors are at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted June 11, 2004 Author Share Posted June 11, 2004 Yes, Frank women can go through those silver doors also. "Son go get your mother." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Ya John we got your back, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 "That is two for the men." Yeah....one is in the oatmeal and the other is in the coffee. So what's your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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