Ok, I'm in. Have the white cake with white buttercreme frosting waiting for me. Particuarly Costco brand with cheesecake filling. Heck, I'll pick it up myself!
My costume---I am a very large string of pearls, like the largest pearls you can imagine. Yup, that is right, I am polycystic ovaries, extra large size since I am extra large :):)
I am giong to need to bring a body guard since pearls are expensive and mine are so large, even Donald Trump would be impressed