kimmek Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Oh? I dont find a beer or donut, all I found was this sexy lingerie and a bottle of champagne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 All of a sudden, she realized she was hallucinating again. Must have been that beer and donut. She decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 She decided if it was an hulucination it was the best thing she had had in a long time. So she drank the beer, ate the donut and said "Elvis baby come to mama" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natalie Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 When she woke up in the morning, she felt groggy and hung over. She then looked at the clock and thought "Oh no! I'm late! I better hurry up and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 "...and get to work. I'm getting too old for these office parties after work!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 "Too old for office parties That'll be the day! Ha Now. Let's get moving here. Oh why did I cut my hair I look like a squirrel And, where are my eyelashes I think just one more cup of coffee before.. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I put on my uniform and head protection and head out for another day at the ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory and as I walk out of the door I realize I am....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 Still wearing the silk nightie and ruby slippers from the night before. I didn't have time to change so...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynneH Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ...so I think I will jump on the New York subway where no one will notice. But, wait, I've left my...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natalie Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ...purse at home! I'm not quite sure how I'm going to pay for the subway fare, so I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I will try to sneak on without being seen. If they catch me then I will just say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melindasue37 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go. you have made my life complete and I love you so. oh wait, I can't sing...hmm...maybe I better try something better like...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie221 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 like...hey, wait a minute! I only hallucinated I put on my uniform and helmet! I'm still wearing a silk nightgown and ruby slippers and I have chocolate smeared around my lips from the donut! No one will notice if I pay or not! But when I get to the office... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 that will be a diffeent story. How will I every explain my attire to my boss? How will I every explain that last night I was.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Rocked around the clock with Elvis and he thought I was...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 He, being my boss, thought I was "approaching" him for the big raise I had been after for months. So he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 he threw me against the wall and kissed me long and passionately. As he finished, I said ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrea Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 "What about your wife? Am I really all yours? Is my dream coming true?". And he said...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 oh darling, my marriage to that woman was a hoax. She didn't sign the papers. We were never legally married. Of course, I am all yours. The question is will you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melindasue37 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 still love me after I tell you all about this little secret that I've never felt comfortable sharing with anyone. Sit down, darling, let me tell you about the time I ............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Dressed as a woman and joined a harem. I was so excited when the very rick Shaw chose me to spend the night with him. I was shocked when he showed me his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Dirty underwear so now knowing what kind of pig he was i vowed to never ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 allow him to be a part of one of my hulcinations again unless he cleans his underwear, gives me a big raise and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 puts on my ruby slippers, clicks them 3 times and says... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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