A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
> > funeral. A huge heart
> > covered in flowers stood behind the casket during
> > the service.
> > Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
> > casket rolled inside.
> > The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
> > beautiful heart
> > forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst
> > into laughter.
> >
> > When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I
> > was just thinking of my own
> > funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."
> >
> > The proctologist fainted.
Sorry about the "cut and paste".