Amy P

I am so sorry for your loss. Will say prayer of strength for you and your family. Much Love, Amy

Ray - Praying for a succesful surgery for you! Much Love, Amy

Connie - Thanks for the wonderful update! Keep us posted on the progress - small steps are good steps! Much Love, Amy

Renee - Prayers coming. I hope Scott is pain free and at peace. You and the family are in our thoughts and prayers. Much Love, Amy

Cindy - Prayers for Tom and the job - nothing is worse than waiting - I have been waiting for over 2 weeks since I interviewed a managment program at work - I cannot imagine what it is like waiting for test results...hopefully good news on all fronts. Don speaks words of wisdom about your daughter - My Mom feels the same way about me - I've been away for awhile and have just now felt the "urge" to go back - it will happen. I can't wait to hear your results - both of them. Much Love, Amy

TeeTaa Prayers for your FIL and your family - you've been through so much.... Have a safe trip - I grew up in southern missouri (almost a hillbilly )will keep you in our prayers! Much Love, Amy

Prayers for a sucessful surgery! Keep us updated! Much Love, Amy

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Prayers for you and your sister! Take of yourself as well! Much love, Amy

Andrea - Praying for Robert, that he finds peace. Hang in there - praying for you as well. Much Love, Amy

Good One Don!

Echoing everyone else...Great News! Much Love, Amy

High Five Beth - Great News!!!! Much Love, Amy

Don - You two are amazing - reminds me of a few other amazing couples I know - you all know who you are . Glad she got some new clothes - always makes me feel good! Bless both of you and your beautiful spirits! Much Love, Amy

Double Congratulations Heather! Clean scans are awesome - will take those any day. But you and snowflake can have the puppies - mine are both 2 and think they are still puppies and lap dogs (we have a great dane/lab mix and a pointer mutt mix). Cheers for the great news! Much Love, Amy

Yeah Joanie! GREAT News!!!!!! Go out and celebrate!!!! Much Love, Amy

We found out today that a 4th grader in the school where my husband teaches (and my kids attend) was diagnosed with a disease called RDS (I think). It is a degenerative disease similar to Lou Gherig's. Over the summer this little boy completely lost his hearing and the sight in one eye. As with Lou Gherig's this disease is terminal and they do not expect him to make it through the school year. I know it goes without saying but please pray for Max and his family and friends. This is tough Much love to you all! Amy

Have a GREAT trip Frank! We will miss you - shall I keep score in your absence???? Be Safe and Much Love, Amy

LOL Angie! I sent this to my work buddies and then walked down the row and every single one of them were trying it - it was hysterical!!!! Thanks Debby!!!

Thanks Frank - I almost passed salsa through my nose Too Funny!!

Cindy - Good Luck tomorrow - You will do great!! I hope Tom's tests come back with good news! and of course am glad to hear that your daughter is back home...a testment to your good parenting that you let her go and she made the decision to come home! Will be waiting to hear how the interview went! Much Love, Amy

Too Funny - good thing I didn't have to take this before I had my kiddos - I might have flunked Thanks for sharing! Amy

Sometimes ... when you cry ...no one sees your tears..... Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt... Sometimes... when you are worried.... no one sees your stress.....Sometimes ... when you are happy ...no one sees your smile ...... But fart just one time...

Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...! When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"(Pointing to the bowl) “Oh, yes,” she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know...I didn’t have a cold all winter. God is good.”

This is one of my favorites....could have been me - back in the day The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight ... "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I Cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with my husband. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12 o'clock. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "OH SH_T!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."